This post is a shout out to all the mother fuckers who have the audacity to eat whipped cream from a fucking spray can like some fuckbucket when you can very easily make your own whipped cream that’s not only healthier and more delicious, but also, like, cheaper. ALSO IT IS SO FUCKING EASY. Just make sure you have an electric mixer and a bowl and you’re fucking set.
I’m going to teach y’all how to make some delicious fucking whipped cream, which you can literally put on anything. I prefer eating it with strawberries (or by itself lmao), but people put this shit on ice cream, pancakes, whatever the fuck you want, really.
So bring out the ice cream, fruits, and chocolate sauce, We’re gonna make ourselves a wonderful fucking batch of whipped cream.
Delicious Fucking Whipped Cream
(servings: just eat it all yourself you beautiful piece of trash)
- 1 cup heavy cream
- 2 Tbsp sugar
- 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
- literally throw all of this shit in a bowl and whip that shit up with an electric mixture for about 10 minutes, or until it forms hella stiff peaks.
- Don’t over mix the shit, just observe, if you’re 5 minutes into mixing and it already looks exactly like whipped cream, then it’s ready, if you’re 15 minutes into mixing and it just sort of looks like melted vanilla ice cream, keep mixing.
And bam. you’re done. What, you wanna make it look like the picture about? get a cute little glass thing, throw some whipped cream at the bottom, maybe some vanilla ice cream, and then drop some raspberries and more whipped cream wherever.
You wanna hole yourself up in your room and eat it straight from the bowl like a savage? go for it, i’d do it. I’d do it all night long.